When I was 13, my sisters, their friends, and I made a really really horrible Hunger Games parody…

My roommate and xc teammate, Gracie, fell during the steeple chase… I made a video of it.

I created this photo in order to represent the sadness in my soul as I finish out these last few finals. Even the end of that banana is rotting like the inside of my soul.

My dear followers, this was the night I met the love of my life. I didn’t even ask his name; my heart is aching. All I have left is this picture of us dancing the night away. Please, help me find him. Oh, what I would give to feel this happiness once more. As for now, I weep.

I want to give a shoutout to my best friend: me. You’re a great pal and extremely beautiful. You always keep it real. I want to share with you guys some of the amazing memories I’ve captured with myself.

There is a 2007 Britney in all of us, so I decided to fully embrace it.

Ladies and gentlemen, as the end of the semester is quickly approaching, all happiness is being drained from my soul. With deadlines, procrastination, and panicking in the corner of my room… I am nothing but an empty vesicle. Before you is a picture of my joy escaping. I wish luck to you all… May will be here soon.

I want everyone to know that I spent a good 30 minutes outside my apartment attempting to take the cringiest photos possible.

I would like to introduce everyone to my cross country teammates, and what better way to do so than through this grand collage I’ve made of all of our running faces. I love running, but it’s a very tiresome thing. In other words, if you don’t look constipated while running, then you’re not running hard enough.

Dear Diary,

Today I sat outside the library enjoying a water beverage. Up comes a fellow to take what seems to be your typical selfie. As I began to focus on the fellow before me, I notice the name “Bolton” and a “14” written across the back of his jersey. My heart stopped. I thought coming to college would allow me to escape my past… but it seems I have been found. Troy is back.